Sunday, June 11, 2017

"This one's for them hood dogs": Dogs who rap in North York

Ready for some Uptown Humph? He's got his Chucks on with St. Laurent right here:

MC Jell-O might have fiddy reasons for you to listen to him spit rhymes like an ace:

B-Boy B-Lieve kicks it (very) old school:

Say his name, you know who he is! Humph busts rhymes broadway-style:

Thursday, June 1, 2017

PSA: June is Myasthenia Gravis Awareness Month - join the Pirate Challenge!

Yaarrr! Cap'n Humphrey challenges you to wear an eyepatch for a day to raise awareness for a rare, neuro-muscular disease called Myasthenia Gravis. Create your own pirate video, and tag your friends for a good cause.

You can learn more about the disease from the Myasthenia Gravis Foundation of America, the Myasthenia Gravis Society of Canada, and the UK's Myaware. This video has NO affiliation to any of these groups! Pirate talk expressed in this video Cap'n Humphrey's own.




Wednesday, May 24, 2017

The Laundry Baller!

Humphrey is pleased to share yet another blockbuster trailer with his friends and family. He has, in a previous blog post, described his views on unpaid household labour. He continues to enjoy domestic tasks immensely, and excels at laundering just about anything. He is delighted to combine that personal interest with his new-found film production skills.





Tuesday, May 23, 2017

A Bone-Chilling, Humphrey Productions Summer Blockbuster


Coming this summer: Watch  Humphrey confront the most terrifying entity to all dogs in this bone-chilling horror movie. Featuring the Dogs of the Shepways: Humphrey, Nala, Joey, Bouche, and Believe.
(And for anyone concerned, those are NOT real candles and no dogs were put in any danger for the making of this film!)

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

// lately //

Click on images to enlarge...
Watching the storm...

...it was quite a downpour

But the sun came out soon after

Rolling around, then...

...catching some Zs

Enjoying the garden, apres-swim

Admiring his new grill

Friday, March 11, 2016

Dog, not a dog? An existential crisis.

"People tell me I'm sweet, does that mean I'm a baked good?"
An entire breed of dogs have found themselves questioning their existence this month, thanks to the "Chihuahua or Muffin" meme making its way around the internet. "One is still what one is going to cease to be and already what one is going to become - does that mean I'm going to become a muffin?" asked Linda, a soulful-eyed Chihuahua aimlessly wandering Toronto's Bayview Village Mall. "I'm not going near that bakery, though."
Via @YMPhillips and @teenybiscuit on Twitter
W Network celebrity and canine Master of Flip Chubbs Wilson was recently weighed in on the controversy:
Dog is not the sum of what he has already, but rather the sum of what he does not yet have, of what he could have. Such as a muffin breakfast. Say, you're not going to eat that, are you, Kortney?