Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Smells like...Pushkin?

It was a dismal, rainy afternoon so Humphrey took it upon himself to puruse the Holt Renfrew fall catalogue in his continued study of consumerism.

Being of the canine persuasion, of course anything olfactory in nature is of particular interest to him. He noticed that perfumier Arquiste, was featured. "A new scent!" Humphrey exclaimed!

And not just any scent! It was called Aleksandr to tell the story of the last day of Russian literary figure Aleksandr Pushkin’s life. At first, Humphrey wondered if this was a real product - but indeed it was!

Drawing of Pushkin

Humphrey was fascinated. Arquiste, it turns out, is curated by an architect who specializes in historical preservation, so their scents attempt to conjure the experience of a specific time and place. Just the kind of thing a dog like Humphrey gets excited about!

Aleksandr features "notes of neroli, violet leaf, fir balsam, Russian leather, and ambrette" to re-create Pushkin's last day of life, before he was mortally wounded in an 1837 duel . The neroli and violet are to evoke Pushkin's morning toilette, the leather to refer to his gloves and boots, and the fir balsam to evoke the winter landscape in St. Petersburg.

If only Humprhey could make his way to Holt's to sample this scent!

How would Aleksandr be different from Humphy's typical olfactory experience? It might start with top notes of chocolate and coconut, like the morning coffee brewing; middle notes of fresh-cut grass and perhaps Russian olive to reflect his time outside. Then perhaps a mellow base of vanilla and honey that evoke his afternoon - and evening siestas. Too bad there's no particular scent to conjure the joy of squeaking a plush duck. But probably only Arquiste could get it quite right.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Machines for Thinking

In his book, Practical Judgements, Mark Kingwell discusses the concept of furniture as machines for thinking, observing very few people of letters seem to discuss such things. "How these rooms are furnished, what pieces inhabit them and give them shape, determines in large measure what kinds of thoughts are possible there," he writes. "The rooms of our existence are throbbing with thoughts waiting to happen, with insights struggling into the ever-changing light."

Humphrey especially enjoys climbing up to the top of any piece of furniture for the purpose of thinking.


Exploring perspectives atop many chairs, chesterfields, and beds, Humprhey has been giving thought to Kingwell's thesis. Humphrey's colleague Harpo recently asked him, "How do you go about writing?"

"Well, Harpo," he said, pausing. As a prelude to his own writing, Humphrey routinely selects a purposeful spot - usually on his favorite, fluffy bed - to contemplate, collect and organize his thoughts. Sometimes, he closes his eyes, allowing his mind to be lulled into a relaxed and creative state. "I guess I start with a good stretch, and then I lie down on my silk bed under the desk, and let my thoughts pool and swirl."
When operating machines for thinking, Humphrey sometimes resembles a polar bear.

Yes, Humphrey finally concluded privately, Kingwell is right! All these pieces of furniture, these are machines for thinking! Some machines are for dreamy, creative thoughts; others are machines that energize and alter him. That bed is indeed his machine for a certain kind of thinking.

Wondering about how others make use of machines for thinking, Humphrey asked his guardian about the matter. She had a few ideas of her own.
A modern chair is the perfect machine for modern ideas. This one is clear and ethereal, just right for postmodern work!

Old machines like this chair and footstool can be modernized for thinking, but remind us of a certain charm of days gone by.

A luxurious sofa is the best machine for leisurely thought, especially when one wants to free-associate.

And finally, like Humphrey, she agreed that a bed is perhaps the best machine for thinking of all, one which the body is so comfortable that it allows for entirely unencumbered contemplation.

Humphrey remembers Kingwell's words: "Stop now, and listen. Listen hard. Listen for the sound of machines for thinking whispering their thoughts to you. They whisper of love and death and honour lost. They sing of good meals and funny friends and art that moves you. They welcome your achievements and ease your pain. They support you when you can no longer support yourself."


Sunday, August 26, 2012

August is a time for feasting...

About a week ago, Humphrey was gently lured out of his afternoon siesta slumber state by a familiar scent.

He rushed downstairs to see what was going on. "Is it Christmas? Seems awfully warm for a feast like this!" he asked the poeple. Nobody answered, but there were all sorts of very interesting sounds just outisde the patio door. Humphrey made his way to the patio and behold....


...a very full barbeque awaited his inspecction!!

Before long, a very special meal was served to mark the end of summer and his return to Willowdale.

 
 
It was a wonderful end to his summer holiday, and he can't wait to return for his next southwestern Ontario feast. 

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Lazy Summer Days


Humphrey apologizes for the absense of posts this summer. It's been a time of relaxation.

Here's how summer has shaped up for him so far..
Most days, Humphrey prefers to get up at precisely 10:30 AM. Something about those Yves Delorme clover sheets make it almost tragic to have to leave the bed. But then again, summer days offer many different adventures...
Once fully awake, all kinds of great things are in store for Humphrey. When the weather is sunny, he looks forward to his swim (and initiating then supervising the process of chlorinating the pool). This, of course, is followed by the process of drying out his coat under the big apple tree.
By 2PM, he's ready for his afternoon siesta. Swimming and pool maintenance can be exhausting!

Rejuvinated, afternoons are time to work on choreography projects featuring his favorite squeakies(when his knee doesn't prevent it)...

Before long, it's supper time! Nothing beats a barbeque with goodies from Ted Farron's...

Or even better, a trip to Arcata for some of that famous Windsor take-out pizza!

...followed by a trip to Dari de Lite for retro, drive-in style soft ice cream!
An evening walk ends the day, and before you know it, it's time for sleep.

All this activity makes keeping up with blogging nearly impossible. But he promises to catch up soon!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Free your mind!


Humphrey has been doing some thinking – you might even call it critical thinking – after hearing about the recent Republican Party of Texas 2012 education platform that seems to want people to free their minds from any semblance of thought! Here is a direct quote from the platform itself:

Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

Now, this doesn't come as a big surprise to Humphrey. He's read about the objections to critical thinking for some time. And in fact, he's pretty sure employers really don't want critical thinkers working for them - because let's face it, those who think critically are kind of pains in ass, always questioning and never blindly following instructions; sometimes even getting into arguments.

He remembered some things Neil Postman has said on the matter. Though Postman is in favour of critical thinking as a central aim of education, he suggests that there are a variety of popular arguments against it. Proponents of the neo-conservative position, Postman suggested back in 2000 (what a visionary!), might perceive critical thinking as dangerous:[1]

if we allow, indeed, encourage, our children to think critically, their questioning of constituted authority would almost certainly be one result. We might even say that ‘critical thinking’ works to undermine the idea of education as a national resource, since a free-thinking populace might reject the goals of its nation-state and disturb the smooth functioning of its institutions.

This highlights an argument against critical thinking that’s quite consistent with the GOP position in Texas. There are two important aspects to this argument: first, the worry that authority might be questioned, and second, that the status-quo of education would be disrupted. Now, these concerns are not unwar­rant­ed. But should challenging authority and the status quo in education be of concern in a society that values democratic beliefs? Without a doubt, critical thinkers would be compelled to challenge authority in various contexts – in schools, in govern­ment, and in the workplace. Though we this is not a negative result in Humphrey’s opinion, some in positions of authority may not relish engaging in discussion, nor being accountable to respond to questions of their authority.

Now, Humprhey's canine pals Dieter and Toby from New Brunswick reminded him of something important: critical thinking is not a "skill" that can be taught, and so perhaps the GOP has arrived at the right stance, but for the wrong reasons. And moreover, the eastern dogs fear that "critical thinking" (if over-emphasized) can interfere with other equally (or more) important educational aims.  While Humphrey doesn't disagree, he also believes that critical thinking does have an important place in education. And of course what people mean by critical thinking is still highly disputed! Is critical thinking skills? Dispostions? Both? Neither? Can it even be taught? Well, that all depends on what you read. Humphrey will elaborate on this in some future post, probably.


Now, Humphrey adores the work of the late, motorcycle-riding philosophical renegade Paul Feyerabend (his essay, How to Defend Society Against Science, rocked Humphrey's world). While he doesn't use the term , here's what Feyerabend says about something that Humphrey definitely thinks is the equivalent of critical thinking (and Humphrey prefaces this by stating Feyerabend's position is that education often consists of teaching some basic myth):

What we need here is an education that makes people contrary, counter-suggestive, without making them incapable of devoting themselves to the elaboration of any single view. How can this aim be achieved?
It can be achieved by protecting the tremendous imagination which children possess and by developing to the full the spirit of contradiction that exists in them. On the whole children are much more intelligent than their teachers are. They succumb, and give up their intelligence because they are bullied, or because their teachers get the better of them by emotional means.

This type of education, Feyerabend says, liberates people. He continues, Why would anyone want to liberate anyone else? Surely not because of some abstract advantage of liberty but because liberty is the best way to free development and thus to happiness. We want to liberate people so that they can smile.
Feyerabend had Humphrey at "smile", something he loves to do. But how can education do this? Certainly not the way that the GOP suggets! Rather, as Feyerabend says, The hardest task needs the lightest hand or else its completion will not lead to freedom but to a tyranny much worse than the one it replaces.

Think on, people and dogs!




[1] Neil Postman, Building a Bridge to the 18th Century: How Our Past Can Improve Our Future. (New York: First Vintage Books, 2000), 160.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Humphrey's serious about funny

Humphrey loves a good sense of humor - and readers know the most hilarious dog at Humphrey's daycare is of course Oliver the Maltese. Humphrey admires his impeccable timing, wit, and sense of the absurd. Online, he enjoys Funny or Die (his all-time favorite being is the real Beasite Boys video). And of course, all readers know of his long-standing affection for the work of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert in all forms of media.
How could Humph possibly discuss humor without ups to Groucho?
Humphrey has acted as a sounding board since his Guardian embarked on some satirical work in recent months. He delighted at the subtle references to Nikolai Gogol's Overcoat as a symptom of a bureaupathology virus epidemic in one of her most recent articles [link to come]. And he snickered when he read the story detailing the bust of clandestine Tide labs during the time when the media was reporting a rash of laundry detergent thefts in the United States. He nearly fell for the "stages of grading" attributed to a fictional teacher hotline (he swears he has witnessed denial and bargaining during term paper season!).

But he noticed that, his Guardian aside, this was another male-dominated pursuit! When Humprhey thinks satire, David Sedaris and Steve Martin come to mind - all men. In fact, the Wikipedia list of modern satirists only includes one or two women!

Some years ago, journalist Christopher Hitchens published hotly-debated essay in Vanity Fair titled “Why Women Aren’t Funny.” He postulated that because humor is a sign of intelligence, men don’t actually want women to be funny. This was actually substantiated by research conducted by Dr. Rod Martin in the US and Canada. Men want women as an audience, not competition. To that end, many women may suppress humor in an attempt not to appear too bright and therefore threatening to men.  Additional research conducted at Aston University’s School of Language & Social Sciences found that in workplace settings, 90% of jokes made by men were met with immediate laughter, and they tended to be three times more likely than women to kid around. Conversely, women (who, incidentally, tended to use self-deprecating humor) found 80% of their jokes met with painful silence.

Perhaps we are conditioned to perpetuate all of these stereotypes about humor. Humphrey is going to re-think his beliefs by observing all the females during his next visit to daycare. Perhaps he's had it (unintentionally) wrong all along.
In the end, Humphrey knows it's important to laugh each day, regardless of the source of humor. Ha!
You've been a great audience. He'll be here all week; try the veal. Good night!

Friday, May 25, 2012

"It's sad, but I like it"

With the recent passing of Maurice Sendak, the launch of Stephen T. Colbert's new book is bittersweet.

In an interview earlier in the year, the highly regarded children's author remarked about this forthcoming project, "It's sad, but I like it."
While Humphrey has not quite yet acquired this book, he hopes to very, very soon (having read all of Colbert's books so far!). The reviews so far are generally favorable, so Humphrey's fingers are crossed that it will come his way very, very soon.