Friday, September 30, 2011

*REDACTED* [Humphrey] wants an anonymous shell corporation!

Last night, in jaw-dropping awe, Humphey watched as Dr. Stephen T. Colbert signed his name to a Delaware anonymous shell corporation whose details will be disclosed six months after the US presidential election. At present, the anonymous shell is said to be an educational organization devoted to educating the masses on how LGBTTQ people cause earthquakes. But of course, the side benefit is that (like Carl Rove's anonymous shell), it allows Dr. Colbert to obtain anonymous donations which can then be donated to a Political Action Committee without disclosing donor's names (instead replacing them with "redacted"). Dr. Colbert describes it as a money-laundering scheme, a characterization not disputed by his lawyer, Trevor Potter.
Humphrey imagined all the fun he could have with an anonymous shell. Too bad he resides outside the US :(

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