Humphrey's epic April Fools 2019 prank!

How can a little dog get payback for the indignity of  having to wear a cone?  Can a little dog prank two Human beings with advanced educations? Read on and find out!

It didn't take long for Humphrey to hatch a plan for the dog prank of the century.

As readers know, Humphrey is subjected to 4 rounds of 5 eyedrops each day for his recent corneal mishap. After finishing the final drop, he is rewarded with a little portion of sugar-free, cherry Jello.

He tucked a little bit of that cherry Jello in his cone last night without any Human noticing.  Then, he went to his bed and subtly rolled around to spread the clandestine Jello around the base of his cone. Once he was satisfied with the result, he innocently approached his Human to have a look.

She thought he was bleeding profusely at the base of the cone! Ripping off the cone from Humphrey's neck in a panic, a strong cherry aroma filled the room. She didn't see any cut, and the staining didn't wash off. Humphrey giggled. And the 2 Humans realized they'd been outwitted by their little genius.

This will continue to terrify for weeks to come, since Jello dye is very permanent.

Happy April Fools, everyone!